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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Piper eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮

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