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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Pepper eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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