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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Champ eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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