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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Loki eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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