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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dexter eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺

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