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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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