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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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