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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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