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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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