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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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