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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡

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