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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Bilbo eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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