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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Misty eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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