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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Gizmo eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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