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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Daisy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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