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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Daisy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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