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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Weasley eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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