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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Kirk eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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