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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Picard eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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