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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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