Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.