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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Roxy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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