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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Izzy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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