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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Murphy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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