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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Maggie eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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