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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Lola eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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