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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Pebbles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗

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