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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Roxy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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