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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Izzy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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