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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ginger eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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