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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Peanut eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗

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