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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Squishy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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