Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Tinkerbell eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.