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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Maggie eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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