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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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