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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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