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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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