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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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