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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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