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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺

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