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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Frodo eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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