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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Daenerys eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

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