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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Weasley eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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