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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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