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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Sugar eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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