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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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