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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Maya eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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