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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Jelly eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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