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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁
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