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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡

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