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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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